Do you hate domestic goddesses, too?

Then you've come to the right spot! When I see women have who 9 children, bake homemade cookies everyday, and look perfectly coiffed, I want to scream! I'm not those women. My two kids are enough to keep me busy. My house is never clean enough, and my damned car keys usually don't make it to the rack. But - and this is a big but - I've made a committment to myself to get it together. I'm here - laying bear my lack of domestic skills for all the world to see, and I'm pledging that I will get better without having to get domestic.